My Blog Requirements

After skimming through the guidelines on what not to do whilst posting a blog on the Patch, I perspired a bit, admittedly. Because I’m not bright enough to have any conspiracy theories, that’s a solid check in agreement. I have no financial conflicts, as I don’t have a pot to “wet” in, as I’m a broke, stay-at-home mom on a death-grip budget. I vow not to make any inflammatory statements, though some of my insights might inflame and ignite within my own home (I tend to share too much). Regarding my political and religious opinions (though not mentioned on “guidelines”), I aim to steer clear altogether, which is a huge triumph for me if I can maintain that promise. Again, I tend to share too much and if I’ve had a glass of wine or two, I will not only share my opinions, I’ll yell them out whilst doing the splits.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

I love Belmont. I’m a proud parent and hope to remain here until the coroner comes with my body bag (though please wait another fifty years).